Quiet Mule: Archive

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Jan 29th

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“Everyone who lives under roofs will soon see the roofs fall upon them. Death is...”

– A humble prophecy — Quiet Mule

Jan 9th

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Prophecy #1

Good evening, friends and enemies. I hope you have not forgotten my function as a prophet after such lengthy introductions to my life and philosophy. Although I do enjoy talking about myself, the main purpose of this blog is to make the reader aware of the fate of human existence in the future. N0, I am not a born prophet…I acquired my skill as one acquires any skill…hard, hard work and...

Oct 27th

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The Crumbs of Philosophy

Last night I stayed up until I was completely exhausted. I was mulling over in my mind my life thus far, and strained myself in doing so. The memory of my time in the human world is fading rapidly every day I spend in the forest, so it takes a great deal of effort on my part to try to remember it, although for much of my history I did consult Bakey Man on the more specific details. His memories...

Jun 3rd

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Hi I LOVETHIS BLOG. I hope you write for many more years. Keep it up, dude!=] - Cakey Man

Apr 15th

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The Quiet Mule Awakens

When I last laid eyes upon this sad world, it was the fall. All news from the outside world, the Americas in which I live, and the lands and oceans beyond, made me retire deeper and deeper into myself, for it was all so ignorant. The men and women that populate the land, those who live in the houses, and the rooms in the high-rise buildings, they all hope for some big, final death to come and...

Apr 7th

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From a Hole in the Dirt

Hi, I’m Bakey Man. I transcribe all of The Quiet Mule’s blogs. He is such a good soul! I am being honest when I say I love him! The Quiet Mule gets no money for what he does. He has no use for money. I bring him food, because I care about him, I like what he is doing. I work hard in the factory so that he can bring this blog to you. So I hope you like the blog. Please comment on his posts....

Mar 23rd

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The Quiet Mule's most intimate bickering on the...

Humanity always faces a dilemma. In fact, many worthless lives are composed of a number of sequential dilemmas. One after another, the mind makes problems and confusing predicaments out of thin air. What is this for? Maybe it entertains, interests. Gives the poor in heart something to occupy themselves with. My life is a dilemma. I will tell you what this dilemma is, plainly and concisely. I am...

Mar 14th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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“hey small comic, i’m glad you liked my michael jackson comic. i like your...”

– - gmo-radio.tumblr.com/ Onwards and upwards, sure, but we prefer to go backwards and below. ;) We put that quiet mule back in his place. I was referring to the Quiet Mule comic, not the website as a whole. I’m not very good at promoting stuff, but it seemed to be the least popular comic...

Oct 6th

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Oct 4th

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“A thought for the wonderous: “Never stop wondering. You will learn by...”

– — Bakey Man

Jul 20th

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Jul 11th

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David asks: You are a dumb fool.

The QM says: Of course I know it’s not true. my mind is worth more than a thousand jewels, because I spend so much time perfecting it. My advice to you, go spend another night with the bottle. Either the baby bottle OR the alcohol, because I know that is all you are capable of.

Jun 21st

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