Onwards and upwards, sure, but we prefer to go backwards and below. ;) We put that quiet mule back in his place.
I was referring to the Quiet Mule comic, not the website as a whole. I’m not very good at promoting stuff, but it seemed to be the least popular comic out of all of them. It will however come back in another form some day. Then again, maybe I should ask my small fan base what they think…
BTW you should make more than 1 comic a year!
QM # 15: Bakey Quiets The Quiet Mule 1 of 2
So guys…this is it. The last of the Quiet Mule comics. Next week it’s going to be all over. Are you excited to find out the conclusion? I know we are. Actually we already know the conclusion…and its not pleasant. But we won’t give away any of the details. Just savor these last moments with your two best pals. ; )
Let me make this clear.. I am not insulting schizophrenics in this comic. In fact, I myself used to hear little voices, after hours of playing Onimusha on PS2. But that is all gone now, in the past. Let us say that I am purging myself with this comic, of all those unfortunate memories. Though thankfully my voices didn’t talk of murder…they just asked each other what books they read recently and their favorite ice cream cone. Such is life. Read this comic for further esplaining compadre.
Theres alot of butt’s in this world, but some butts are better than others. And nothin’ beats an ass of an ass. so i dont blame bakey for what he did, it’s all in good fun. Cheerio!
a 3 parter!
True love is so very hard to find. Sometimes I just think I should give up and settle for someone I’m not emotionally connected to. But then I look at my fish bowl, and that age old line comes to mind. I stare at my fishie, and i think, what if this fishie and I are not truly meant to be? Yes, she is a pretty fishie, but is that something we can base a long term relationship on? Aw, who cares as long as I get some kissies. <3
Human hormones are very very complicated. You have to make sure that things don’t go all out of whack! The 1st thing you gotta make sure is that you’re hairy if you’re a man. the next thing is the muscles; that’s important. Finally, talk a lot, if you have a deep voice, congrats! you’re a bro.
Its hard to find a good date in the states. Thats because all those ladies love ladies rights. if they didn’t love ladies rights so much, they wouldnt mind if I you know, do my thing. Which means: give them *many many* KISSIES! OOOOHH KISSIES.
5:05PM // David asks: You are a dumb fool.
The QM says: Of course I know it’s not true. my mind is worth more than a thousand jewels, because I spend so much time perfecting it. My advice to you, go spend another night with the bottle. Either the baby bottle OR the alcohol, because I know that is all you are capable of.